What do you
call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A horrible boating accident.
A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out, as
animals are not allowed.
What do you
get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene
splicing isn’t advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.
There’s an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a
fine example of an integrated community.
Why did Suzie
fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
How do you
confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why was little Jimmy sad?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
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